the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
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theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
the “i prefer neopets” incident is my favorite
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“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
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No flavor key on your box of chocolates? Maybe this will help:
•Caramels are usually square.
•Chocolates with soft centers, such as truffles and whips, are round.
•Rectangular candies are typically filled with nougat.
•Oval candies most often contain butter fudge.
•Nut Clusters are usually round and have a chunky surface.SIGNAL BOOST EVERYONE
I love you
Bless this post so many times
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