People please follow me. I’m likable ;~}

dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

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barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

(via somewhatsignificunt)

babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

(via whatsacanada)

freaking-fantasy-lover:

themeaningoflifeischeese:

sweatinginthewinter:

puccapuccanoodles:

I’M DYING hELP

“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj

the “i prefer neopets” incident is my favorite

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(via thebitchpudding)

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

sodamnrelatable:

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

(Source: keishaissooawesome, via ifsandands)

alxesi:

will.i.pm

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thatoneirishlass:

fuji09:

stayy0ungandwild:

stayathomechic:

No flavor key on your box of chocolates? Maybe this will help:

•Caramels are usually square.
•Chocolates with soft centers, such as truffles and whips, are round.
•Rectangular candies are typically filled with nougat.
•Oval candies most often contain butter fudge.
•Nut Clusters are usually round and have a chunky surface.

SIGNAL BOOST EVERYONE

I love you

Bless this post so many times

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