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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via lolsomeone-actually)

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

(via i-suck-dick)

treebreath:

how are some people not even a lil gay

(via diet-tampon)

bagmilk:

"and you’ll present it in front of the class"

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(Source: heteroh, via nickiminajvevo)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via ruinedchildhood)

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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(via iwishihadafather)

at a horror movie

bf:are you scared?
me:in this economy who wouldn't be
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via thedauntlessbrave)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

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