(Source: idreamofjimmy, via qurl)
condamn:
urbanfuck: are you made out of latex because condamn hello
urbanfuck:
are you made out of latex because condamn
hello
(via ejacurlate)
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
nowaclubpenguinblog:
she really did not want to take my order
(via qurl)
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
nickelode0n:
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
(Source: lnnea, via walmart-stripper)