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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Will Darren Wilson ever be arrested?

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thestorieswesay:

smoothserpent:

middlemarching:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

huge dogs thinking they are little dogs eeeeeeeeee

THE GOD DAMN TURTLE

THE TURTLE HAS BE SCREAMIN

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Anonymous asked: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?


Answer:

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

narputo:

When you wiping your butt and your fingers break through the toilet paper
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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(Source: agoodplug, via toodopetoexist)

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

(via gaytheismandsex)

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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a discussion on sexual orientation

me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy
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